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Eiffel Demotivational Poster


THOU SHALT INVADE YOUR NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: france germany ww2 eiffel tower
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by pointer

fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-penis.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am
The only thing worse than a bully is the little bitch who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment whore?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm
Zing.
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.


EIFFEL TOWER -


TAGS: eiffel tower pose squirrel
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

spacedog - September 9, 2010, 7:52 pm
LOL.
GreyScorpion - September 9, 2010, 10:56 am
I love squirrel posters...5L


THEY ARE BOTH FRENCH! - Just in case you forgot


TAGS: eiffel tower lady liberty
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:27 am
France also gave the US a serious amount of money to help the American revolution - which may have cost Louis XVI and the rest of the aristocracy their lives.
Alexis.Chu - August 30, 2009, 12:04 am
no rage plz :D we French are just fucking awesome, admit it
Pepe Le Pew - August 29, 2009, 4:09 pm
Who could forget that an ugly black radio tower that was supposed to be taken down, was just left there by a lazy nation. The statue has an arm that doesn't work like all of the french military and the head is filthy just like french hygiene No one forgot


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